Can I invest in your company lophie? You don't have to pay dividends or even use my funds properly, just make sure my investment goes down in value gradually(with sharp downturns every now and then of course) and that you can offer plausible deniability in case I ever wonder what happened.
Now how is that the case here? I don't know about you guys but I was there at IPO so yesterday I sold a couple of dozen shares for 150% IPO price while Bitcoin is more than 10x the price back then!
The cat is doing just fine!