Ugh are you serious when the hell did this happen. So all you need to do to qualify these days is spam out of your ass. 
Homeboy actually reported a lot of posts (accurately), so it's better to have him on staff now instead of just putting in tons of reports!
Now that is funny. Make someone staff to cut down on the quantity of their reports and subsequently your workload.
I looked at the list of staff and wondered what happened to JohnTheDong? Is he not staff anymore?
Oh, and congrats hilariosandco! You're a hardcore serial poster but I've never seen you post any crazy/mean shit like most of the people with that many posts.
John has a surgery and became JohnK
Congrats on the staff positionhilariosandco! I thought about reporting more spammies but then I would be incriminated by all the trolling I do to the rude newbies who spam - sorry I just need to sink to their level with classic sarcasm
