If anyone has tainted coins they're dying to unload, I'll take them off your hands for 80% of current Bitstamp value, no questions asked.
No responses? What's wrong with you people? Those coins are tainted -- TAINTED! This is a seriously good deal I'm offering you here.
Do you also take coins that smell like someone spilled Frappucino over them? I may have someone ready who wants to launder quite a few of those if you are interested
