This is true you can say whatever you like. That doesnt mean you should be a jerk. Since your so quick to talk about how flimsy my deal is let me point out a few things to you....

You cant buy candy for coins anywhere else. I offer people a way to satisfy their sweet tooth without having to spend money in their pocket.
No matter what store you go to they will all charge you tax. I will never charge you tax. Sure its not a large amount but it does add up.
My candy will always be fresher. Most retailers sit on their product for weeks. I get my supply right off the deliver truck and in your hands without it sitting around.
I deliver. You dont have to go anywhere. Your candy comes to you.
There is more candy at this factory than any local store. The facility is huge. All they do is candy. The selection is one of the best in the country.
I can get you quantity. Go to walmart and tell them you want 100 pounds of snickers. See if they can do that for you. I know i can.
Large retailers wont give you a break. You buy at the advertised price and thats it. If you buy a few pounds from me I will give you a break.
Large retailers dont care about their customers. I will take care of mine. Repeat customers will usually get free samples with their purchase.
I ship first. You cant go anywhere and get candy sent to your door without paying for it first.

I think my offer is pretty dam good. Im confident I will have many happy customers.