Sir/Madam

Stay inside your box.
Remain a lemming!
Go to work, go home, sleep, pay taxes, go to work, go home, sleep, pay taxes, repeat until death.

Do not question, do not doubt, your government loves you and will never do anything wrong.
We thank you for your obedience and look forward to your continued servitude.



On a more serious note: The best slaves are the ones who do not realize they are enslaved.