One word for you brother: Novec
Got a USA source for this mythical 3M Novec 7000 Engineered Fluid?
Have you tried going to 3M's website to see if they offer any 'samples' of it? I have gotten some samples of their Vikuiti LCD backlight films before (made a small 7" standard LCD sunlight readable with them). They (Like Texas Instruments) offer samples on a lot of their products. Being samples, it's not much...but it might be enough for a blizzard/fury if they offer it.
:Edit:
http://solutions.3m.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/3MNovec/Home/Support/RequestSample/ Novec Engineering Fluid is in the list

Just for the hell of it, I submitted for a sample order.