Actually I have done it many times in real life. Sadly, the people I know in real life don't have the alts that I need. I have done the same deal many times in real life.
If I am to escrow the BTCs, then there's not much of a risk. I don't need more than 2 BTCs worth, so whoever will be the first will be the only one to take advantage of my offer. I have over 100 BTCs myself, I am sponsored by a well known Poker Site named Betfair and have over half a million in tournament winnings in poker (which isn't my bread and butter). I have many well known friends in the poker community that would vouch for me (which are known world wide).
When I played in the stock market I paid my broker a 6% commission to make me money. You want a 65% commission to make me money? Get real. And please tell us how you can "guarantee" a profit. If that were true people would be begging you to take their money and invest it. Last but not least who are these "many well known friends in the poker community that would vouch for me (which are known world wide)." I don't see any names or contact info.
If it walks like a scam, talks like a scam and smells like a scam then it is a scam. Now go away.
One player won the main event a few years back. Another was on the final table last year. As I said before , if someone is interested I will provide more than enough information for them to feel comfortable but I will not go and provide all this info here for all the trolls who just yell out scam without taking the time to read.
The difference between me and your broker is that I guarantee a profit and a much better one
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