FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuHas anyone had customs take this long before? If I had an option to cancel this, I would. It's going to be two weeks without mining by the time this gets here:

I think item is not clear about something as manufacture, origins, specifications, invoice...
Customs do not accept to export/import it.
If it will be exported from china, i think when it go to your country, it will have same problems with customs in your country
Have you called UPS to see what info is missing, I would start there.