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Re: How much time you have spent in jail
by
banque
on 27/07/2014, 02:57:02 UTC
i did a couple of stints in jail for some pretty boneheaded things. Jail sucks, and it only seems cool in the movies. In reality, its a living hell.

What do you call the dude in the joint with his own cell, chick CO's visiting him at night in his cell, his hut runs the blocks commissary, he has the cigs and everyone bows to him when he leaves his cell

He has whatever he wants

Cell phones
TV
Pussy
Stacks on the books

If you know how to ride your bit out, it's not that bad, Ballers don't do hard time, they chill like they're home

Broke ass bitches with no dough find it tough

PS Not me posting, it's one of my buddies, he  is here LAUGHING AT YOU PUSSIES begging me to post in a jail thread, it's PRISON and he did 5 years for almost killing an undercover cop WITH HIS BARE HANDS when he ripped him off, if someone owes me money I give him their number if you know what I mean

haha

oh me in jail? A LOT, but it was always visiting dumb ass buddies or bailing them out, haha, damn those places stink