My goal is to provide people with a template letter:  a letter to give to local businesses asking them to start accepting Bitcoin.  It's for people who want to do some grassroots marketing with local businesses - to get the word out about Bitcoin.

You say it's clearly just a bunch of spam at this point.  Could you point out the spam, specifically?  I'm looking for constructive criticism and ideas from the community.  If we work together on this, we can make it legitimate.

Thanks,
Matt