Well shit, if this wasn't an ebook I would say it would look quite nice on my bookshelf next to my book of Chuck Norris jokes. WTB bound book?
So the book cover and "binding" is not to your liking and therefore it is a joke.
I understand.
Perhaps you should learn to think critically, to see beyond the superficial.
Perhaps it is time for you to grow up...
Just to elaborate, it would also look good next to my Chuck Norris Jokes ebook, if I owned one.