how much do you take as a bribe to declare a dev trustworthy ?
Why would we trust you ? Who will control you and make sure you aren't doing any funny business
(like blackmailing coin dev for example... accepting bribes

)
Who made you crypto regulator ?
It is cryptoworld, everything is possible even what I just wrote

So no thanks... for me you will be acting just like one more source of disinformation and of manipulation.
(and this isn't against you, but the principle and everything which comes with it)
Agree, the idea of central authority simply won't fly. Not matter how trustable it looks like