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10) Last but not least, who the hell is stupid enough to pay $5.00 now for a bitcoin?
I will be "stupid enough to pay $5.00 now", are you still accepting offers by PM?

Seriously, Edward50 was not the only one to feel this way in early 2012; The first "bubble" had a wicked crash (followed by a long slow Bear market), so $5 to $7.50 looked like the high end for BTC prices.