I as well, OP is probably doing this just for "fun" to see what kind of reactions he'd get from pretending to be a 12 year old with a large array of vocabulary and understanding. He's obviously not 12.
My thoughts exactly.
A real 12 year old would be more concerned with playing conkers, Minecraft and sniffing girls' bike seats.
Old farts tend to forget that kids are just as smart as us ancient geezers, it's just life experience that they lack.
My advice is:
Never trust anyone over 16.
Buy BTC, you probably won't regret it.
Subscribe to every single freebie you can find.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
Do drugs. They are fun.
Don't do all the drugs, though.
If you must smoke, wait until you're 18.
Sunscreen is good.