I as well, OP is probably doing this just for "fun" to see what kind of reactions he'd get from pretending to be a 12 year old with a large array of vocabulary and understanding. He's obviously not 12.
My thoughts exactly.
A real 12 year old would be more concerned with playing conkers, Minecraft and sniffing girls' bike seats.
You really have a great insight into what the life of an average 12 year old is like.
