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Re: rpietila Wall Observer - the Quality TA Thread ;)
by
Wexlike
on 04/08/2014, 11:12:40 UTC
hmmm, interesting!
looking for (automation) industrial engineers?

Looking for people who can obey orders, smile, clean rooms, serve tables, cook, know wines, stand long hours in scorching sun, nitpick about petty amounts, do gardening, smile, drive cars, furnish rooms, clean toilets, empty trashbins, greet guests, empty ashtrays, water lawns, sell wines, do the laundry, smile, answer repetitious questions, clean floors, obey orders and smile.

Oh yes, and the starting pay is bad but the range goes up to 4000€/month.

As we are an equal opportunity employer, being an industrial engineer is not a disqualifier.

You ask for
people who can obey orders - 5/5
smile - 4/5
clean rooms   - 5/5
serve tables  - 4/5
cook  - 2/5 basic cooking ... mostly breakfast and some pastas
know wines  - I don't know wines
stand long hours in scorching sun - 5/5
nitpick about petty amounts - 4/5
do gardening - 4/5
smile - 4/5
drive cars - 5/5
furnish rooms - don't know exactly what you mean with this ... but if you want to let me decorate a room I can do that
clean toilets - 5/5
empty trash-bins - 5/5
greet guests - 5/5
empty ashtrays - 5/5
water lawns - 5/5
sell wines - I could sell them but I don't know all the details ... if the buyer knows what he wants i can sell him wine ... but I don't know what to recommend him
do the laundry - I'm not good at doing laundry ... one time I tried it and made my pants unwearable! But if someone can teach me I can learn!
smile - 4/5
answer repetitious questions - 5/5
clean floors - 5/5
obey orders and smile - 5/5

what I can offer extra ....
I'm a vodka passionate ... mostly for premium vodka
Organize parties for our guests
Offer VIP service to our guests (I've been in the best clubs in the world and I learned what VIP is about)
I can fix computers and stuff .... but I think everyone here knows that so I don't really consider this as a skill

Will come back with other skills if I remember them


P.S. I'm a morning person, I love to get up early!

Okay. Your work starts Thursday, next week. We can pay the taxi from Tallinn! Smiley If that is too early, any later day is also possible.

DEPARTURE
Budapest, Liszt Ferenc International (Terminal 2B) - Helsinki, Helsinki Vantaa (Terminal 2)
Wednesday 06 August 2014
AY756 Z 19:15 - 22:35
Economy cabin
Helsinki, Helsinki Vantaa (Terminal 2) - Tallinn, Lennart Meri
Wednesday 06 August 2014
AY2117 Z 23:45 - 00:20 (Thu)
Economy cabin
Total duration: 4h 05min
Basic
RETURN
Tallinn, Lennart Meri - Helsinki, Helsinki Vantaa (Terminal 2)
Tuesday 19 August 2014
AY2116 Z 21:30 - 22:05
Economy cabin
Helsinki, Helsinki Vantaa (Terminal 2) - Budapest, Liszt Ferenc International (Terminal 2B)
Wednesday 20 August 2014
AY753 Z 09:30 - 10:50 (Wed)
Economy cabin
Total duration: 14h 20min
Basic

Just to let everyone know I am serious!

Sounds good. I'll pick you up this thursday at a time that is determined by my ferry schedule, but will not be earlier than 12:30.

Together we rock!

Others: it is still possible to sign up!! See link in my sig: "Malla Summer Retreat".

This is awesome! I am so glad to see this kind of connections between bitcoin enthusiasts step into the real world. Really awesome times ! Smiley Good luck to both of you !