You seem to be unaware that we can all sue you based on the fact that you didn't properly refund us our money ages ago when legally requested it. The FTC rules very clearly state your obligations to the consumer and that you have to notify them of delays and if they don't agree you have seven days to return their money. You decided this didn't apply to you for some reason. The courts will believe differently.
Also the MPP appears to be an express guarantee you don't intend to offer, this whole situation smells of a bait and switch operation. Playing favorites and giving them cloud compensation : "Some nicer clients have recieved cloud hashing compensation while they wait for their machines." only shows that you had the ability to be compensating us this whole time, that would not look good to the courts now would it.
It's like every post you make is you digging a hole deeper and I think you dug yourself way farther down then you can climb out of.
Why would we buy anything more from you? You've not shown us you are capable of delivery of our current products. And not only that you are selling items that should be given to us as compensation under your MPP.
Just receiving the miners don't stop the hurt for you it's not even a band aid, its a call to action since you didn't deliver on your promise. These were things that were not beyond your control.