Shy, modest, genuine, hard-working, intelligent. Needs to work out more and eat better. Desperately needs a mama cat. That's friedcat.
Hahahaha. This is the best part.
I never really got what they meant by "desperately needs a mama cat"... I mean... is this some cultural thing and got lost in translation or is it just outright odd?

He needs a GF....jk probably something lost in translation
No, please FC, don't get a girlfriend! She would take up all his time and he couldn't work all night anymore

I'm all for him to become happy, but right now other things are mission critical, around here!
A man doesn't need a girlfriend to be happy, especially when he can afford an army of top class whores to service all his wildest desires. Where do you think our dividends went?

That's where!
Oh noooooo!

That could explain why FC looked that meager. He just partied too hard! He's completely out of energy from having fun! I do believe men need a real significant other to receive true love, you can't get that from a prostitute

Hahaha, yeah! That would be crazy if friedcat indeed used the money to go and have a drink or something

But actually it wouldn't for us shareholders. I imagine him kicking over his glass of beer and everything spills into the immersion cooling tank, damaging all the freshly installed gen3 blades

Seriously guys, FC is a millionaire many times over. This reminds me of people watching finals tennis and not realising - it's one multi millionaire playing another multi millionaire.