I've just recieved this email from BA:
Dear XXX,
Please be advised that your order is already ready for dispatch and it will be shipped in the next few days.
Sincerely,
Sylvia
While I'm still trying to recover from the laughing fit, it just shows that as soon as they now your order number, they'll try to fuck you over even more. Ah hillarious, especially since my order was to be hosted for 12 months and no delivery should be necessary.
Gotta love BA, all that's missing is the perpetual Benny Hill theme.