1 scoop of sugar 4 cups of Honduran coffee and a boatload of creamer. If it's not frothy I don't want it

Hahah, yeah I can relate! I think a lot of cream or milk just lets you taste the aroma of the coffee in a better way. If the coffee is just plain black, it's too bitter in my opinion. You need to have something that makes it less bitter so you can really taste it!
True, every time someone is like "so you like a little bit of coffee with your creamer" I just wanna be like "so you like a little of my foot in your ass?" xD