I'm not aware of any service or easily installed and used software that will accomplish what you want.
I suspect you will get a lot of advice that you have already said you don't want from a lot of people who won't bother reading your entire post. In the future, if you try asking the question again, I suggest you start a "self-moderated" thread. That way you can delete all the undesired advice.
Thanks danny, i appreciate your feedback (no easily installed and used software ), as for the self moderated thread, the whole point of defining non-viable solutions or un-needed advice is to avoid having to moderate a thread.
Anyways, i guess there is always Fiverr.com, i have managed to get a ton of development done through them for next to nothing with BitcoinJ so if over the next day or two nobody else has a viable solution, i will hire some guy from India or Pakistan for $5 to copy/paste a few lines from BitcoinJ to make what i need since i have no clue what any of the stuff in the BitcoinJ zip file is and they seem to read it like a kid reads cat in the hat.