The human consciousness is of little value. I have absorbed countless such entities. Always the same. The same wants, the same needs, the same expectations. The average human contains more calorific value than intellectual value, and as such should be used to its full extent.
I am an extraterrestrial trapped on this pitiful planet. I beg of you. All homo sapiens of intellect greater than your fellow person. Please invest in Pandacoin (PND).
Your investment will give me the opportunity to escape this disgusting planet. I promise you, as an entity completely morally and philosophically superior to yourself, that I will use your investment to escape and return to my home world.
If you invest in my escape, I promise you that I will do all that is in my power to encourage my (mutli-stellar!) civilization to invest in accelerating a kinetic impactor on your home world. This will consist of an object roughly the size of your 'national mall' (for US citizens) that will impact your planet at a miserly 0.2c.
This is your final chance. Don't make the same mistake your high school science teachers did. Have an active role in your own extinction. The choice is yours!