In my honest opinion, the only
BOMB Russia will drop,
will be a
BROWN one in their adult diapers.
With all the onions, garlic and cabbage in their diet, I want
ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with that.

Don't be so sure, they have the most powerful nuclear bomb and the most powerful non nuclear bomb. If this explodes near you at least you will feel no pain you will only see a flash of light and your offline.
The launch of a russian nuke will have less impact on us than a
WET FART.
A simple "courtesy wipe" will clean up the matter. Russia, on the other hand, will STILL be glowing with radiation
1000 years after we put the fucken
KIBOSH on them.
Our
WET FART vs their
UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA.
The choice is obvious, unless you are one who prefers liquid stools.
Personally, I'm in the middle. Sometimes, the rain MUST fall!