Oh yes, that must be it, i must be lacking in 5th grade math enough to not understand that the probability of finding 1 in 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337 is astronomically impossible.

Or

i must have missed the trillion threads that point out the obvious that generating 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337 64 charecter hex strings one at a time even with the most powerful computer on the planet would take about 5 million lifetimes

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i missed the million threads that again state the obvious that even if i could generate 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337 private keys, there are not enough Hard Drives on the planet to store the 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337 X 32 bites of data.

Or

Maybe i missed that someone published a few hundred trillion private keys on a website (directory.io) and that of ALL of them it did not amount to 1% of all possible keys, and not a single key he published contained a balance or for that matter, will ever in our lifetimes. But myself, with my little 4.2g 8 core processor on a 6 month old desktop thought i could do better. ?


Or...
Or.......
Or.........

Now your all $@#ing idiots and cannot wrap your heads around maybe someone has a few million addresses they want to monitor for a pet project. and coincidentally they are smart enough to know that "cracking bitcoin" is IMPOSSIBLE as stated about a billion times since October of 2013.


Me, i'm in for the last one, your all idiots who read waaaaaaaay to much into crap as you are part of a community which was founded on and surrounded by thief's, scam artists, conn's and other nefarious types and it has since become your single train of thought in life that everyone who wants anything to do with bitcoin is up to something bad (except yourselves of course, your the only one who has good intentions ). You should do yourself a favor and sell all your bitcoin and run away as fast as you can before it melts what little bit of a brain you have left. 

Summary, your effin insane and bitcoin has melted your mind, and furthermore, someone with your mentality, the mentality of not being able to ask "hey, what do you need to check the balances of a few million addresses for?" before you automatically not only assume, but accuse a person of being a wanna be theif, is the perfect display of why there is no way in hell you should be a moderator.