DRK's favourite hedge - Ducknote - behaving perfectly.
DRK down 28%, Ducknote up 300%.
Plunge protection...
Investment perfection

Random person trying to start a conversation with me: "What's up?"
Me: "A duck's ass when it eats."
Random person trying to start a conversation with me: "Huh? What did you say?"
Me: [already gone]