Haha! Nice. Yep, you definitely have to pay some taxes or you'll get sent to prison if you get caught. It sucks, but it's one of the things that's often quite necessary
Maybe the taxman is your god?
The way out of taxes?
This is a rather long audio, almost 4 hours. But it is full of fascinating stuff. Among the stuff, if you listen closely, you will hear the way to beat the taxman, hands down.
http://recordings.talkshoe.com/TC-39904/TS-822307.mp3
Loads of similar, additional listening info can be found at:
http://www.myprivateaudio.com/Karl-Lentz.html
http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=127469&cmd=tc
and in organized fashion, http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5duR4OvEHHxOSdEZhANETw
EDIT: Basically, this only works in Canada, the US and the UK.