I assumed that you would understand Chinese based on the "very pornographic very violent" next to your name.
Nah, it became a pretty famous internet meme a few years ago.
More seriously, making these points...., you must be joking, right?
Do you have an objection to the points I've made? If so, feel free to post it.
Keep in mind though that the numbers in my post were just examples.
I have no objection. It is certainly possible (though highly improbable) for the scenario you describe to occur.
It just seems to me to be a very strange thing to be worried about, so I wanted to know if you were joking or not. Now I know.