Just throw off your chains and turn agnostic, then I'll stop trollin you!

You are talking about invisible chains, but what about the real ones?
What about the taxman?
If you do not settle matters quickly with him, your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison.
And if that happens, you surely won't be free again until you have paid the last penny.