I would like to return my trezor and get a refund of my 3 BTCs how can I do this? Obviously they aren't going to fix the mytrezor web wallet and I want my money back.
Edit: Talked to my lawyer about this, and he said there should be no reason that a refund should be an issue. I would also like to use escrow to make sure they don't stiff me.
The guy who paid 10000BTC for the pizza back in the day would like to refund as well. If that guy would be refunded, he would probably get 10USD back (provided he will return the pizza). BTC is deflation currency and the refunds don't work with those. Your lawyer should learn some basic rules of economy.
You can still get refunded though, because there are people willing to pay the amount of money you paid for this one. BTC was worth 80-120USD during the preorder period. I would pay you 330USD for it myself.