I found PND while I was browsing 4chan for porn. When I read the post I got an instant hard-on and that was when I realize that PND is the one and only coin for me. Our eyes met and I instantly fell in love with the coin.

For many days I find ways to get my hands on PND. Mind you those were the days where I have 0 knowledge about anything crypto. I researched long and hard, got my crypto degrees and finally went on to continue getting my crypto PhD. It was tedious. It was hard. But it was all for my true love PND.

Right then when I finished my PhD, I finally set on a quest to obtain PND with my new found knowledge. I stumbled upon an obscure IRC channel with only 50 to 60 people in it. That was when the old hermit sir DOGE, am. He guided me towards enlightenment, I followed the 6-fold path of Pandanirvana, and finally, reached the state of pandagod.  I sat on the Pandhi tree for 69 days with no food and water but only with the love i have with PND.

RIGHT THEN, a single coin dropped from the tree and into the stream of Parandana river. Immediately I gathered bamboos and built a raft and chased after it.

Then I bought a few millions of PND with the leftovers btc i had on my mintpal account