It looks like I got a different unit than everybody else?  At least as far as the case and Pi (mine is red and thus from China) goes.  The insides look kinda the same, bent power connectors and all.

I just took some pics:

http://imgur.com/a/FlTDM

For the record, my package had the red DHL Inspection sticker, was really beat up and taped together like hell, and had a plank of bamboo at the bottom.  At least it wasn't a rusty piece of metal like others on here got...