Give me all your money to prove you're not a troll and I might unignore you. You'll have the glorious satisfaction of getting seen by me! How can that not be worth it?

I'm not in it for the money, either. Doesn't mean I'm going to throw it all away...

Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.
Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it!

Hand me down that can of beans...

Oh sweet, my post count is 420...