We are offering truly new and novel features here, and if the features we already have aren't enough to propel this coin into the top ranks then there's something truly wrong with the altcoin community.
Top ranks meaning what? There are several hundred alts, and if the more obscure ones are included it might be over a thousand. On a price-parity basis (adjusting for eventual supply) this coin has a market cap of about $8 million which is quite respectable. Probably top 20 or so.