The Coup was funded by the US state department to the tune of 5 billion dollars
Did Russia tell you that? Because none of my friends who were on Maidan got any money, and all of my friends' parents who volunteered to give them food and water paid for those out of their own savings and pensions. Where did that 5 billion go, if none of it got to Maidan?
Are you serious? Of course you didn't get any money, why should you? You were just a... biomass. It's the brain who takes the money, not the muscles.
So who got this hypothetical money? Klitchko? Poroshenko? Because there wasn't anyone acting as a leader at those protests. People were generally angry that Yanukovich reneged on a thing he promised to sign, and then EXTREMELY angry that he started giving himself dictatorial powers, and unilaterally sentenced everyone on Maidan to 15 years in prison. That's the only reason all of my friends were protesting. Maybe CIA paid Yanukovich 5 billion to play a bad guy? It would explain his house and sail ship.