Microguy is a crook. He bought up a fuckload of GLD after it crashed, and then made it his life's goal to draw in suckers to buy his stash.
Nope that was me

(well I crashed it first then bought back the ummm fookload, but yeah not my life goal just a hobby)
lol trusting in an article by Hazard

...ie the local moral hazard and shitcoin maker extraordinaire.