Oh wait, what does CEO mean?
Select the meaning below.
Cranky Eccentric Oldster
Cranky Evil Ogre
Corrupt Executive Officer
Company Entertainer Octopus
Cock Eyed Optimist
Clown Executive Officer
Citrus Entity Overlord
Chief Embezzling Offender
Cheap Entertaining Opponent
Cutting Everything Out
Can't Even Operate
I'll go with Cranky Entertaining Octopussy, albeit Cheap Evil Oldster does have a nice ring to it.