Promises won't help. People want anon features and a slick wallet so give it to them.
Curious, what your definition of 'slick wallet' is?
Something that looks unique with lots of features like a prizes' dashboard, a block explorer, irc etc.
P.S. I'm ok with the looks of the present wallet.
You do realize adding all those things will slow the wallet down and increase cpu usage. I'm playing around with cryptonote coins atm and there wallet is crazy simple, in fact I believe it's called simple wallet. And they have that anonymity that people have be discussing.
wal·let
ˈwälit,ˈwô-/Submit
noun
a pocket-sized, flat, folding holder for money and plastic cards.
synonyms: purse, change purse; More
archaic
a bag for holding provisions, especially when traveling, typically used by peddlers and pilgrims.
A wallet is meant to be a place to store money and that is it.
What your asking for already exists, it's called a smartphone. I think, and this is just my opinion, that time would be well spent on a functioning smartphone wallet. But then that's only useful if you have somewhere to spend your diamonds.
Just my observation.