I was thinking if it is too invasive to reply, but then I realized that this is my thread, and you are the stranger, so it is definitely OK.
I was thinking if it is too early to tell that we are having a closer cooperation with David, who will be situated in my castle, but then I realized that he has already disclosed it in his CV, so it is definitely OK.
I was thinking if it is too modest of a resume, telling only about English and Office skills, but then I realized that I also don't have much more to put on my resume, which I don't even have, and neither does the critic, so it is definitely OK.
Just another telemarketer, this one appears to be selling gold stars.