I think it's important to mention this:
There are not simply two kinds of suicidal threats (i.e. serious vs call-for-help). There's a lot of gray area, and a lot of unpredictability.
Take the person I met that drank a cup of bleach. They will tell you all about it.
If there's one thing I've learned from working in a hospital, it's that every person who threatens suicide is in a world of problems. You take absolutely every threat seriously because "serious" is not simply limited to the actual act of attempting suicide.