Hello, I am a professional web developer. I would have liked to place a bid on your project, but I just want to leave a note that JavaScript is a staple of modern web development. Google Analytics or the Facebook like button require JavaScript. There are many other useful applications for functionality and usability.
There are better ways to optimize the loading time of website than to strike-out JavaScript entirely, such as compressing the code and using plugins sparingly.
If you would be willing to re-consider JavaScript please let me know.
http://markfulton.com/portfolio/