Thank you for verifying what I deep down knew.
I just have free electricity in one place and free bandwidth at another -
I was hoping to connect - download string - store in cache - disconnect
Move to free electricity - compute - then re connect again later to upload/announce new coin.
Oh well - thanks anway
SF

PS
That does sound like a joke -

A Priest, A Rabbi and a DogeCoin walk into an Offline Mining Rig.................