Are you serious, brother?

I don't know what to say to that.  Problem is that your newbie account can be easily thrown out if you're wrong while I would be losing a lot if I'm wrong.

Last year, when Bitcoin was at ~$130, I bet 2 guys, 2 Bitcoins, that BTC would go over $1,000 in under 12 months and none of them paid me.

Let's make a gentleman's wager then.  And if you're right I will gladly tip you 10% of any profits I make on Kitteh and apologize for not believing you.  I've seen so many of these types of pumps of dumps so I'm sure you understand my initial skepticism.

Take care!