So about 6 months ago I was going to buy something to spice up my solo sex life. Ok... it was a dildo. I didn't want a charge showing up on my account that I'd have to explain to my husband (we have a joint account, live on a tight budget, and he is pretty vanilla) I looked around and couldn't find any reasonably priced sex toy shop that accepted crypto currency. I know, right? There have to be kinky people besides me that trade crypto. There are plenty of sites trying to rip us off with their ridiculous prices... why isn't anyone catering to us?

We are a solid team with a vision. It took us a few weeks to get the coding solid, and then 6 months of testing it in a live environment just to make sure. Our storefront has been in the works for a while too. We have been securing wholesale prices from a few distributors to be able to bring you the best toys at the lowest costs. The storefront is slated for a limited October 15st launch, with full functionality by the 31st. Expect a crazy Halloween sale. We will exclusively accept ÆØÅ.

What does this have to do with you? Easy. You mine the coins and sell them to the noobs that are scared of crypto, but still want the best toys at the best prices. Or maybe you pick up something for that special someone, or something for you when you need a break from day (or night) trading and your partner is not interested. Or maybe you just day trade and make a lot of money... it's up to you!

Obviously our goal is to get ÆØÅ accepted for all kinds of purchases, but we want to get this one done properly before we branch out.

You can buy all kinds of things with crypto, but not a reasonably priced dildo? That's not the world I want to live in... and soon it won't be. It is our dream to have a sex toy in every home... get your ÆØÅ ready.