Why are you suggesting he's the one who's misinformed or trolling? You're the one who doesn't understand what he's speaking to, or you're dodging the question.

You're literally making a multipool where you pay out in your own imaginary internet money instead of Bitcoin.

There's nothing Open about what is being done here with a central pool and exchange. All authority is given to you, you're negating the entire point of open ledger and distributed mining.

You make hard cash on real successful currency, while those you pay out with "Midas" pray that your currency is actually worth a damn. Everyone who mines it is at a loss because it's less profitable than Waffle pool or other multipool site, unless the number of miners drops significantly. But if the number of miners drops to the point that it'd be profitable, then the coin is failing.