Ahoy-hoy Bitcoin people. I have been lurking here for well over a year but neglected joining partly because my girlfriend induced in me a soporific, hedonistic, idleness. I spent months trying to teach her about bitcoin - I even gave her a couple back in the bubble at the end of last year - then a few weeks ago she asked me if I could trust all of my savings with "the bitcoin company"! I told her that my bitcoins are stored in my head. Her eyes glazed over, and our relationship had to end.
So, here I am. As a second best alternative to a hot Chinese girl , I suppose I may start to post musings on small percentage changes in the dollar rate of the good old bitcoin.
Pirate Ragnar

Welcome.. that's the funniest thing i've read here for a long time!
Yes, funny and tragic! Unfortunately observing the bitcoin price over the past 18 months has caused me to eat recklessly, drink profusely, and chain smoke. I have therefore aged a great deal so I may never find another young hot lady again. My hope now is that when bitcoin goes to Da Moon I will be so rich that it will compensate for my haggard looks. Bitcoin takes away then gives back.
Ragnar