Okay so if there's anyone reading that has some actual input rather than childish threats and caps lock temper tantrums we would love to hear your feedback.
Do a 2000 coin premine followed by 1% of each block going to a foundation wallet. This will allow you to pay the upfront bounties without having a huge premine hanging over/suppressing the price of the coin on the market. We haven't seen a dev try doing both a small premine plus foundation yet. It could be the answer to longer PoW coins.