What about a fancy girly wallet full of shit features that don't work properly and nobody wants?
One spotted, any other desired "features"?
set 3 trillion total coins, and 30 second block times. so even if price is 1 satoshi. we would still make a killing.
Plus we can play between 1 and 2 satoshi and double our money too.
throw in some shit news or copy paste whitepaper about how you're going to make IntellectualSend. which will allow you to send coins without displaying on block explorer. No one will use that shit feature, but its good for speculators, no?