Not sure why you find your statement amusing. But welcome to the community.

You my find these resources helpful while you are with us:

Active exchange:

https://www.bitorado.com/transaction/pl/11/PLNC-BTC/

You can also get free PLNC at:

http://free.zaplnc.pl/index.php sponsored by PLNC community.

There is a free online wallet for PLNC

http://portfel.zaplnc.pl/index.

I see at least three active pools

omargpools.ca/plnc

and

http://www.xhash.net/