And you know that if we go with µB͈̎ people are going to call it you-bitcoin, and write it uB͈̎ and that's just going to make me cringe and want to thump people...

Yes. Some will say "you-bitcoin", some will shorten it to "you-bee". You might even get some saying "youb".
My personal preference are the slang names "mike", "micro", and "mick", but I acknowledge that the awful sounding name "bits" seems to be catching on.