I would get a tattoo with the private key (encrypted) somewhere on my arm, nobody can't steal it

It would probably be better if your key was kept secret (even in encrypted form) from others for as long as possible. It would be difficult (but not impossible) to figure out your passphraise to decrypt your key and since you would likely be locked up for some time an adversary would have a long time to try to guess/hash the passphraise.